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North ReadsAn hour opens at £250

North Reads, what the evening desk knows about the hills and the streets below them

North London is a string of villages on high ground with three great railway stations at its feet. Hampstead and Highgate face each other across the heath, Muswell Hill sits further up on its own ridge, and below them the land falls away through Kentish Town and Camden Town, where the canal runs, to the long spine of Upper Street in Islington and the termini along the Euston Road. An evening up here turns on small pieces of knowledge: which gate on the heath has a street lamp, which station empties first after a gig, which end of the street is still cooking at ten, how long the climb really takes by car at seven on a Friday.

North Reads is where the desk writes that knowledge down. The first ten begin with the evenings guests ask about most: the hour at Camden Lock after the market shutters come down, a play at the Almeida with a table timed around it, a night at the Forum on Highgate Road, Parliament Hill as the city switches its lights on, and the few heath entrances worth naming as a meeting point. Then the practical ones: where to sleep when neither Highgate nor Muswell Hill has a hotel, what to send before a first evening at home in a converted house, the hour after a conference at the Royal College of Physicians, the change at Tottenham Hale on the way in from Stansted, and a proper meal on Drummond Street before a train from Euston.

The pubs, theatres, hotels and kitchens named in these pages are there because they are worth knowing, and for no other reason. Nobody has bought a mention and the desk has no understanding with any of them. Places change faster than pages do, so if a detail matters to your evening, confirm it before you leave home.

At the foot of each piece Verity names the women who know that part of the map best, and says what length of evening it tends to want, anywhere on the rates ladder from an hour at £250 to an overnight at £1,800. Your companion is given her fee by hand when she arrives; it buys her time and her company and nothing beyond them. Everyone on either side of an evening here is eighteen or over.

Cut sheets on the shelf
Everything written down so far

10 guides in North Reads

Danielle, South Kensington based, north London eveningsSheet 016 min readA night at the Forum on Highgate Road, from the doors to the three ways homeTwo thousand people arrive at the Forum in Kentish Town over an hour and leave it in about ten minutes. How to meet before the crush, where to watch from, and which of three stations to walk to.Read it Bianka photographed for north London eveningsSheet 026 min readBefore the play or after it: a table on Upper Street and a curtain on Almeida StreetUpper Street keeps its kitchens busy long after the curtain comes down, which changes the arithmetic of a night at the Almeida. When to eat first, when to eat after, and which end of the street suits which.Read it Stacy, Chelsea based, Euston eveningsSheet 036 min readBhel poori, a thali and one eye on the departure board: eating behind EustonBehind the western wall of Euston, a street of small South Asian kitchens has fed travellers since the seventies. How to get there through the building works, what to eat, and how long each meal really takes.Read it Jasmin, Soho based, Hampstead village eveningsSheet 046 min readEight hundred acres and one place to wait: choosing where to meet on the heathMeet me on the heath sounds romantic and works badly: it has more entrances than anyone can count and almost none of them are lit. The few meeting points that work at dusk, and the ones to avoid in winter.Read it Lea, Belgravia based, north London hill eveningsSheet 056 min readFlat B, the side door and the bell that sticks: a first evening at homeUp here most evenings begin at a front door rather than a hotel lobby, and usually a door shared with two other flats. What to send, how to handle the stairs, and how to make her arrival look like a friend's.Read it Michelle, Chelsea based, Camden eveningsSheet 068 min readHalf past seven at the lock, when Camden goes back to the people who live hereThe stalls close, the day crowd drains back down the Northern line, and for about ninety minutes the lock at Camden belongs to NW1 again. Where to stand, which way to walk, and what comes after.Read it Laura, Paddington based, north London eveningsSheet 076 min readOff at Tottenham Hale: the quicker way from Stansted to N4, N5 and N1Most people ride the Stansted Express all the way to Liverpool Street and then double back north. For Finsbury Park, Highbury or Kings Cross, stepping off at Tottenham Hale saves real time. How the change works.Read it Nora, Paddington based, Hampstead village eveningsSheet 086 min readThe city switching its lights on, seen from the top of the heathFrom the crest of Parliament Hill the whole of central London lies spread out to the south, and at dusk it lights up window by window. How to get up there without the crowd, and where to eat after.Read it Karolina, Covent Garden based, Highgate village eveningsSheet 096 min readTwo hilltop villages, no hotel on either, and where visitors actually sleepHighgate and Muswell Hill are two of the loveliest villages in London and neither has a hotel. The Hampstead and Camden rooms guests use instead, the real car times up the hill, and when a private address wins.Read it Margo, Knightsbridge based, Regent's Park eveningsSheet 107 min readWhen the last session ends on St Andrews Place: the park, the terraces and a tableThe Royal College of Physicians hosts meetings all year in one of London's finest post war buildings, right beside Regent's Park. How to spend the hour after the final session, and where dinner fits.Read it
Last of the night

The sign stays lit

Give the desk an hour and a street, and the rest of the night is arranged quietly, anywhere from the lock at Camden to the Broadway on the ridge.

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