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The moodboard, twelve ways into a list of twenty eight

This is the shortest route into the list for anyone who would rather start with a look than with a postcode. Twelve groupings, every one of them drawn from what each woman has already published about herself: the colour of her hair, the build written on her profile, the age beside it. Nothing here is invented and nothing is implied. A woman appears in a grouping because her own facts put her there.

It is worth saying that this is not the best way to choose an evening in north London, only the quickest. Geography decides far more up here than colouring does, and the north postcodes index will tell you more about how a night will actually go. Read a profile properly once a name has caught your eye, and the whole list is there when you would rather browse it in district order.

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Drawer 01hairBlondesFour women here are blonde and no two of them are the same colour, which is the first thing to say about a grouping this small. Golden, honey, caramel and a long wavy blonde that people describe...4 in the drawer Drawer 02hairBrunettesMore than half the list is brunette, which is not a policy, only what twenty eight women happen to look like. The range inside the grouping is far wider than the word suggests: sun lifted light...15 in the drawer Drawer 03hairRaven hairedSix women here have black hair rather than a very dark brown, and five of the six wear it long and straight. It is the grouping that photographs most consistently and the one whose members have...6 in the drawer Drawer 04hairAuburn and redThe smallest grouping on the moodboard and the hardest to name. One of the three is plainly auburn, one is a dark auburn red that no hotel lighting has ever managed to flatten, and one is an...3 in the drawer Drawer 05silhouettePetiteSeven women here are built on a small scale and not one of them is remotely troubled by it. Six stand at 163 cm or under, with the shortest at 158 cm, and the seventh carries a frame written down...7 in the drawer Drawer 06silhouetteStatuesqueNine women on this list stand 172 cm or more and one of them reaches 178 cm, which in heels puts her taller than most rooms she walks into. She chooses them anyway, knowing the pavements on Upper...9 in the drawer Drawer 07silhouetteCurvaceousTen women on this list describe their build as curvy on their own profiles, and that is the only reason any of them is on this page. Nothing here is a judgement made at a desk. The ten run from...10 in the drawer Drawer 08silhouetteSlim and slenderTen profiles on this list use the word slim or slender, and those ten are the women gathered here. They run from 163 cm to 178 cm and from twenty two to thirty one, and six of them are also tall...10 in the drawer Drawer 09silhouetteToned and athleticFive women here have athletic written on their profiles, and in every case there is something behind the word: a swim most mornings, a habit of running round a park and holding strong opinions...5 in the drawer Drawer 10ageEarly twentiesTen women on this list are between twenty two and twenty four. Three are twenty two, three are twenty three and four are twenty four, and every one of them is an adult of eighteen and over, as...10 in the drawer Drawer 11ageLate twentiesFourteen of the twenty eight are between twenty five and twenty nine, which makes this much the deepest part of the roster and the grouping most likely to have somebody in the exact district you...14 in the drawer Drawer 12ageThirties and beyondFour women here are thirty or over, and between them they hold most of the composure on this site. Two are thirty, one is thirty one and one is thirty two. It is the smallest of the three age...4 in the drawer
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By colouring

Four groupings cover the hair on this list. Blondes runs to four women, from golden through honey to caramel. Brunettes is much the largest at fifteen, which is simply what the roster happens to look like. Raven haired holds the six with genuinely black hair, and auburn and red the three whose colour sits somewhere between the two.

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By build

Petite gathers the seven smallest frames here. Statuesque holds the nine measured at 172 cm or more. Curvaceous and slim and slender run to ten each, and toned and athletic to five. These are the words the women use about themselves on their own profiles rather than a judgement made at this end.

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By age

Three bands, and they add up to twenty eight. Early twenties has ten, late twenties has fourteen and is much the deepest part of the roster, and thirties and beyond has four. Everybody here is an adult of eighteen and over, and the age on a profile is the age rather than a rounding of it.

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What a grouping cannot tell you

Whether she is good company at eleven at night, once the conversation has run out of obvious subjects. Whether she will walk you up to the heath gates because the light is doing something worth seeing. Whether she knows which bus goes up the hill and how long it honestly takes. None of that fits in a category and all of it is in the profiles and on the area pages. Every woman on this site works to the same rates ladder, whichever of these twelve she turns up in.

Last of the night

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Give the desk an hour and a street, and the rest of the night is arranged quietly, anywhere from the lock at Camden to the Broadway on the ridge.

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